Love Potion Number 9 (NSFW)

Love Potion Number 9

Gynecologists have started prescribing
a cream that combines aminophylline and 
L-arginine as a feminine "viagra". Just 
for fun I decided to play around with the
same ingredients and see if they worked.
Guess what? They did!

What You Need:

1 Tablespoon of thigh cream (the kind with aminophylline
in it! also, read the label! there is one brand with
capsicum in it! DO NOT BUY IT! make sure the main 
ingredients are non-irritating!)The brand I used is
Crystal Springs "Slimmer U"
1 capsule L-Arginine (I used Synergy Plus brand)

Place the spoon of thigh cream into a small pill
bottle, dump the l-arginine powder into it and cap
it and shake, let sit to develop, it works best 
right after a shower. it will feel warm but not hot. 
DO NOT INSERT INTO VAGINA! Use on labia and clitoris only!

Why it works:
Both ingredients are vasodialators.
They rush blood to the area in which they are applied.
Just like Viagra, making the area more responsive.
Check out the September, 1999 issue of Glamour.
there is an article about the prescription product
Dream Cream with the same ingredients, the one I've made is far less concentrated!

Have fun!